Sick in Personal Finance
Sep. 23rd, 2010 12:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nal_reneI feel grossly ill. I shouldn't have gone to school today, but on a positive note I love lunch! It's awesome. I talked about how stupid people can be, homecoming, and showed the juniors how you can use the word fuck in every part of a sentence. Like: The fucker fucked the fucking fuck.
I don't normally swear. Nor do I do it casually, but sometimes there are just days where I really need to. Today is one of those days.
One story I told them was a time from last year when we had a motivational speaker talking to us and he was really cool, but there were these two girls in front of me who would just not shut up! I leaned forward and asked them politely to shut their traps, and they agreed then instantly started talking again as if I wasn't right behind them. So I leaned forward again and said, "I asked you two to shut up. Now shut the fuck up, I'm trying to pay attention."
The two girls looked at meas if I was the most disgusting bug they had ever seen then turned back to the front and starting talking again. "God that girl is such a bitch."
I had to cut them off right there. "Excuse me," I said. At this point I had missed almost 10 minutes of the assembly listening to these two hypocrites bad mouth several people. They must have been sophomores. God, I hate sophomores. "I know I'm a bitch and I'm right here. I can hear everything you say. Now shut the fuck up assholes."
They wisely shut up after muttering, "Watch it bitch, I'll mess you up."
I leaned forward so I could whisper to them. "Try it. See what happens."
They didn't mess with me after that and I felt better, happily turning back to the motivational speaker.
Anyway, an update on AreYouGame prompts... I am not doing Tifa/Rude. That's just a sad idea that makes me cry when I write it. My Ffamran one will be up at some point here soonish. Vanille/Sahz is hard to write, I'm a little stuck. Yup... my sickly report on life is done... and I still have 10 more minutes to futz around in class. *sigh* I want to go home.
I don't normally swear. Nor do I do it casually, but sometimes there are just days where I really need to. Today is one of those days.
One story I told them was a time from last year when we had a motivational speaker talking to us and he was really cool, but there were these two girls in front of me who would just not shut up! I leaned forward and asked them politely to shut their traps, and they agreed then instantly started talking again as if I wasn't right behind them. So I leaned forward again and said, "I asked you two to shut up. Now shut the fuck up, I'm trying to pay attention."
The two girls looked at meas if I was the most disgusting bug they had ever seen then turned back to the front and starting talking again. "God that girl is such a bitch."
I had to cut them off right there. "Excuse me," I said. At this point I had missed almost 10 minutes of the assembly listening to these two hypocrites bad mouth several people. They must have been sophomores. God, I hate sophomores. "I know I'm a bitch and I'm right here. I can hear everything you say. Now shut the fuck up assholes."
They wisely shut up after muttering, "Watch it bitch, I'll mess you up."
I leaned forward so I could whisper to them. "Try it. See what happens."
They didn't mess with me after that and I felt better, happily turning back to the motivational speaker.
Anyway, an update on AreYouGame prompts... I am not doing Tifa/Rude. That's just a sad idea that makes me cry when I write it. My Ffamran one will be up at some point here soonish. Vanille/Sahz is hard to write, I'm a little stuck. Yup... my sickly report on life is done... and I still have 10 more minutes to futz around in class. *sigh* I want to go home.
